Date: Thu, Jun 21, 2012 at 8:50 AM
Subject: Fwd: See Who Was Able to Finish the DEATH Race!
To: Spartan Race
Dear Spartan Race,
Please shut up. Stop reminding me that I'm signed up for you in 3 weeks. I've been barely able to get the running in, you see, let alone climbing things or carrying heavy objects (Other than my cat, I mean. there's cats in the race, right? Probably not. I love cats.) or jumping over crap. I have been doing a lot of work, though. I mean A LOT.
How about we modify this year's event to being the "Senior Consultant Race", in which I'll run a little (we'll compromise) and then develop a highly customized set of deliverables designed to meet all your business needs? Doesn't that sound WAY more awesome?
I thought so.
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From: Spartan Race
Date: Thu, Jun 21, 2012 at 8:06 AM
Subject: See Who Was Able to Finish the DEATH Race!